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This tumbleblog is where I file the random stuff I find on the interwebs for your enjoyment. It's mostly just funny images, videos ad quotes.

If you feel like reading something substantial, please visit my main blog at: www.terminally-incoherent.com

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Jokes

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

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A superconductor walks into a bar.
The bartender says “We don’t serve superconductors here.”
The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

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A higgs-boson walks into a church.
The priest says “Higgs-bosons are not allowed in here.”
The higgs-boson says “But without me, how can you have mass?”

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The space shuttle Columbia walks into a bar. It sits down, looking very depressed.
The bartender asks whats wrong.It
looks up and answers “I broke up with my crew”

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An SQL query walks into a fancy restaurant with outdoor seating.
A waitress asks “would you like a table, sir?”
The SQL query replies, “No, I’m just here for the view.”

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2x, x^2 and e^x walk into a bar.
2x and x^2 go into the function room, while e^x sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender goes up to e^x and says, “Why don’t you go into the function room and integrate with the others?”
“It wouldn’t make a difference”, replies e^x.


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