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Killing Superman

  • Luke: How come no DC villain ever take an ordinary gun and load it with Kryptonite bullets?
  • Ark: Because it would be too easy?
  • Luke: Exactly. I feel this had to be done at some point. I bet there is some contrived reason why this wouldn't work.
  • Ark: Like maybe Superman can X-ray vision your gun and see the Kryptonite.
  • Luke: But how would he know to do that? I mean, you could just be like "Hey Superman, I'm going to shoot you with this gun over here." cause that's what villains do all the time and he would be like "Psssh, whatevs dude, I'm just gonna bounce it off my chest like I do" and then BAM and he is dead.
  • Ark: Maybe he could feel it weakening him from afar. So he would get suspicious.
  • Luke: Ok, how about this: take an ordinary gun with ordinary bullets and then shoot it, and at the last minute teleport kryptonite onto the bullet.
  • Ark: Why not just teleport kryptonite into superman directly?
  • Luke: Even better! You're hired.
  • Ark: When do I start?
  • Luke: Right now. Meet me in the underground secret lab in an hour.
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First time I saw The Regular Show I thought the protagonists were actually Reginald and Bertato.

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I made a quick infographic to summarize the discussion around games criticism

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I made a quick infographic to summarize the discussion around games criticism

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Anonymous asked:
what was wrong with guardians of the galaxy?

haha ok here we go

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As I said on Twitter, I loved the Guardians but it’s not without problems. This is a good writeup that explains said problems that you can juxtapose against my glowing review to get the full picture.

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swanjolras:

like tbh i feel like my problem with the “dark and gritty!!” trend in modern stories is this

there’s this idea in our culture that cynicism is realistic? that only children believe in happy endings, that people are ultimately selfish and greedy and seeing with clear eyes means seeing the world as an awful place

that idealism is— easy, i guess. butterflies and sunshine and love are easy things to have in your head.

but i’ve known since i was fifteen that idealism— faith in humanity— optimism— is the most difficult thing in the entire world.

i constantly struggle to have faith in humanity, because it’s really, really easy to lose it. it’s easy to look at the news and go “what were you expecting? of course humans behave this way.” it’s easy to see the world and go “ugh, there’s no hope there.” and the years when i believed that were easy. miserable— but easy.

it is hard work to see the good in people. it is hard work to hope. it is hard work to keep faith and love and joy and appreciation for beauty in my daily life.

and when moviemakers and tv producers and writers go “omg!!! all characters are selfish and act poorly and don’t love each other, nothing ever happens that is happy or good, that’s so much more realistic, that’s so much more adult”

no, it’s not

it’s childish.

it’s the most childish thing i can imagine.

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