July 2009
June 2009
Oh suuure. Rich white lady dies and the media is all over it. What if this was a...
– source: reddit
via dailymeh
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The Escapist : Video Galleries : Escape to the Movies : Transformers Revenge
Is Michael Jackson A Zombie Yet? →
Russia has accused Poland of provoking the outbreak of the Second World War by...
– via Telegraph.co.uk
Me and my dad saw it on the news the other day and we did a synchronized, simultaneous facepalm. Soviet propaganda and historical revisionism is back kids! I can’t say I’m surprised.
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our...
By Kimberly Pruitt June 9, 2009 | Issue 45•24
I really like you. I do. You’re so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don’t really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don’t you...
The 25 Commandments
These are the rules you should live by:
01. Thou shall be awesome
02. Thou shall open your mind
03. Thou shall embrace thy nerd side
04. Thou shall not hate thy computer - it is but a machine
05. Thou shall not be bored - boredom is the domain of the weak minded
06. Thou shall read good quality literature
07. Thou shall not watch reality TV
08. Thou shall remain ignorant of celebrity...